Table Scraps - Paperback

by Anthony Lafauci (Author)

You know those days when your girlfriend breaks up with you, and you're brutally murdered by a werewolf only to be resurrected as a flesh-eating monster, doomed to walk the earth until the werewolf dies?

Cole is having one of those days.

After waking on a slab with a lumberjack-looking mortician stapling his chest back together, Cole is given a xeroxed pamphlet full of Ghoul Rules and welcomed into the world of the undead. Now he has one way out: Track down and kill the beast that made him this way.

As Cole stumbles through a shadowy world of monsters, vampire brothels, and secret werewolf societies, he must try to find a sense of closure with his past relationship while coming to terms with his death and new life as a flesh-eating creature of the night.

Between hallucinations of talking cookies, run-ins with gremlins, and a wolf girl who might be the only one worth saving, survival means rewriting the rules of what it means to be a monster.

Darkly funny, grotesque, and bizarrely heartfelt, Table Scraps is a horror-comedy about identity, appetite, and finding scraps of humanity when the world wants you to feast.