Seven Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right - Paperback

by Marley Free (Author)

What happens when overthinking realtor Laurie is taught by magazine listicles and the Internet to find a man? She hides the bodies of her rejects beneath the finest Maryland properties. Laurie is the ultra-relatable protagonist who is ready to strangle the romantic comedy genre and finish it off with one of her many outlandish murder weapons, such as a raw chicken tenderloin in Seven Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right. This spicy dark comedy brings validation to the masses who are repressing their most cringe-worthy dating tales.