New York Hates Your Face: A Book of F#cking Essays - Paperback

by R. B. Winters (Author)

Moving to New York City is the worst decision you'll ever make. Unless you're like a certain, Welcome to New York, singer who arrived with millions of dollars and legions of screaming fans. You're going to live in the equivalent of a shack [shit hole], suffer through moronic roommates [personal death], be broke off your ass [literally], and all while trying to prove to the world [yourself] you can make it in the big city. You can call it a day and crawl back to wherever you hail from or you can put on your big girl panties and survive. For those of us who survive [this book is a survival guide], we thrive and that's why no matter how badly the city sucks [the life out of you] it's the only place worth calling home.

Author Biography

R.B. [Ryan, Brian, Bobbie] Winters continues to scribble down the ridiculous events of life in New York City. Providing proof that we all need a survival guide and wine to make it "work" in this particular concrete jungle.