Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde - Paperback

by Jax Hix (Author)

Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde is an epic and hilarious tale of antics of a male blonde spouse and the descent of his brunette wife into the depths of insanity. These stories are true, the participants are not actors. They are actual humans with a life pending in Washington State, only their identities have been changed to protect the innocent...and themselves from pending lawsuits. Anyone resembling these characters will be prosecuted for identity theft. Any similarities...well, you have our sympathies. No actual animals were harmed in the making of this book...blondes were, unfortunately. No spoilers, you'll have to buy the book! So, what are you waiting for? Clearance price? Come on, buy the book. You know you want to...it will give you that joke you were looking for for the office party.

Author Biography

In her former career, Jax Hix was a scientist who published research, science fiction stories and poetry. She is still a geek and lives in Washington with her Blonde Spouse, Human and Furry Children and many plants. Jax has been writing, drawing, and performing music since early childhood. She would like to someday grow up to be the weird cat lady on the block. Jax is obsessed with coffee and detests shoes. She is prone to ramble and suffers from an unnatural obsession with bubble wrap and lineoleum. She also loves to run with scissors and other sharp objects, but never in front of the kids. When she is not busy embarassing her children, she writes. She recently completed Golden Deer Sun and White Bear Moon (children's book) and Chronicles of My Life With a Blonde (comedy fiction). Her nonfiction book, Suburban Farming, will be available in 2012. She continues to write novels.