Bill The Vampire: A Vampire Horror Comedy - Paperback

by Rick Gualtieri (Author)

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.

My name's Bill Ryder and I have no life, but not because I like video games and D&D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman worth dying for. So, I did.

Problem is, I didn't stay dead.

Now I'm a vampire, surrounded by undead freaks who are stronger, faster, and better looking than me. It's enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a douche-canoe called Night Razor, hates my guts. It might be because he can't control me, or maybe it's because he's a dick. Whatever the case, he's given me just ninety days to prove I'm not an embarrassment to his coven.

If I fail, my ass is toast. Too bad my friends are more interested in setting me on fire, while Sally thinks I'm nothing more than her personal footstool. Talk about a freaking shit show. I might be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but I'm still at the bottom of the food chain.

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Bram Stoker meets Monty Python in The Tome of Bill, the hilarious horror comedy series that will keep you laughing from dusk till dawn.

If you're a fan of Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, or What We Do in the Shadows, this vampire comedy will leave you thirsting for more.

Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor