{"product_id":"whaaaaaaaaat-i-dont-get-classical-music-a-self-help-desperation-guide-paperback","title":"Whaaaaaaaaat!?: I Don't Get Classical Music: A Self-Help Desperation Guide - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDennis Bathory-Kitsz\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Whaaaaaaaaat ? I Don't Get Classical Music: A Self-Help Desperation Guide\" is a tonic for the perplexed, and a companion guide for those who feel classical music is forbidding, complex and grandiose. It is a concise and helpful book with humor and insight written by a composer and performer with a lifetime of experience. Beginning with patterns, pitches and instruments, author Dennis Bathory-Kitsz covers topics from performers to shrieking singers to the mysterious classical codes, from Beethoven (\"the great hulk of a man\") through space music, tone poems, nationalism, and even composers insulting each other. Written in response to a student's plea for help (\"I'm desperate  I don't get classical music \"), the book is not stuck in the distant past. Instead, \"Whaaaaaaaaat ?\" includes classical music-which the composer prefers to call \"nonpop\"-from ancient times right up to the present day, from Gregorian chant through electrons and gongs to nonpop fused with pop. Writes one of his students, \"it accomplishes what a textbook does without being a textbook.\" Another says, \"It gets right into the dirty details of Western music and does so in a way that makes even the most novice listener feel like a professional.\" Explored and critiqued by more than two dozen readers from complete amateurs to working professionals, \"Whaaaaaaaaat ?\" is insightful, exuberant, funny and, according to one music professor, \"terrifically valuable as a corrective to bad thinking and its offspring, bad teaching.\" In a short, readable 100 pages, Bathory-Kitsz shares the madness and mystery of classical music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 126\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.3 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 13, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47689221177565,"sku":"9781530729524","price":32.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/aGlKeHFONGduWU1ZSENIb2tUSldBUT09.webp?v=1774070752","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/whaaaaaaaaat-i-dont-get-classical-music-a-self-help-desperation-guide-paperback","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}