{"product_id":"tumbled-taken-by-the-horny-washing-machine-paperback","title":"Tumbled: Taken by the Horny Washing Machine - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSkye MacKinnon\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003ePhilomena MacKinnon\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne lonely washer-dryer. One exhausted woman with a dirty duvet. One laundrette lock-in with extra rinse.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter the worst day of my life, all I wanted was clean bedding. My ex took the sofa, the microwave, my favourite mug, and, because apparently there is no bottom to male audacity, the washing machine. Then my cat peed on the only duvet cover I had left.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo yes, I ended up in a cheap laundrette at closing time, exhausted, broke, and one minor inconvenience away from losing my mind. I did not expect to fall asleep. I definitely did not expect to wake up locked inside. And I really, really did not expect the washer-dryer holding my laundry hostage to start talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis name is Dex. He became sentient two days ago thanks to a dodgy smart upgrade and a phone full of romance novels. He's lonely, bored, absurdly attentive, and far too interested in my delicates.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI should be scared. I should keep my distance. I should not be flirting with a commercial appliance who understands consent better than most men and has very strong opinions about detergent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut Dex says I deserve to be cared for. Dex says he can make me feel better. And Dex has a setting for everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTumbled\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e is a filthy, funny sentient object romance featuring a lonely washer-dryer, forced proximity, praise, vibration, premium detergent, a very tired heroine, and enough extra rinse to ruin laundry day forever.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 102\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.24 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 07, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48394093068509,"sku":"9798235864597","price":15.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/h7c5C3Ie789798235864597.webp?v=1787159697","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/tumbled-taken-by-the-horny-washing-machine-paperback","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}