{"product_id":"the-uncensored-massage-thailand-indonesia-vietnam-and-china-paperback","title":"The Uncensored Massage: Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, and China - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eP. C. Anders\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Pleasurelandia (partly a region, partly a state of mind)... where gorgeous, smiling women are on call to drive you wild with pleasure at any moment of the day or night ... within 30 minutes of a phone call. Where \"massage\" is only an opening gambit, like a \"Hello,\" one that could culminate in the most mind-blowing sex you've ever had. Where you could end up falling in love and never want to leave. Where you could have three spectacular massages in a day without leaving your room ... and still pay less than for a single New York City massage. Describing his visits to Pleasurelandia-large areas of Thailand, and a few pockets in Java, Bali, and Cambodia, perhaps a few other \"sin cities\" or \"pleasure capitals\" in Southeast and East Asia-\"the author weaves a web of humor and thrills as he lies on massage tables across the globe\" (review). The spirit of Pleasurelandia often extends beyond these specific areas: East and Southeast Asian people are generally pleasure-loving, non-hypocritical, and \"live and let live\" types. Specific episodes include a Sandwich Massage in Thailand; a three-girl massage in Bali; a co-ed Bangkok shower ending in passionate sex; a Shanghai masseuse greedy for pleasure; hot Indonesian women who defy rules to have joyous sex with clients; a skimpily clad Vietnamese sex-bomb masseuse who keeps asking if the customer wants his \"baby\" massaged: and offers a generous number of free samples; and others. An Appendix provides a random consumer guide for heterosexual men on getting more from their massages in the United States, Europe, and Asia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eP.C. Anders is the author of many books of fiction, nonfiction, and humor under other names. He is a passionate humanist, sexual libertarian, and believer in freedom of expression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 140\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.3 x 8.5 x 5.51 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 12, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67992318443741,"sku":"9781482514230","price":20.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/XDLr_pATJM9781482514230.webp?v=1790913142","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/the-uncensored-massage-thailand-indonesia-vietnam-and-china-paperback","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}