{"product_id":"the-remains-of-civilisation-paperback","title":"The Remains of Civilisation - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eYicheng Liu\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen the worst thing about being hunted down by weird men in black suits happens to be your poor life choices, you know you're in trouble. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Peter's opinion, the government can do whatever the hell they want, so long as they stay right the hell out of his life. But when a stupid, stupid, \u003cem\u003estupid \u003c\/em\u003egovernment conspiracy forces his best friend Albest to fake his own death and legally change his last name to Door, he suddenly decides... to not give a fuck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's right about the moment someone blows up his apartment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis best friend Albest, three-time award winner for World's Worst Human Being and runner-up for Douchebag-of-the-Year, proceeds to drag him kicking and screaming into a dark, treacherous whirlpool of questions, diarrhea-inducing fast food, and alien conspiracy cover-ups worthy of a 5,000 word Reddit post. Who are the shadowy men in black? Where does the government's spooky-ass, super-advanced technology come from? And why does Albest hate eating food that isn't served out of a plastic container?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs Peter follows his small band of friends up this proverbial mountain of crazy, something just feels too familiar, too simplistic, too \u003cem\u003eclichéd \u003c\/em\u003eto be true...\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 314\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.7 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 31, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47854415118557,"sku":"9780648079491","price":17.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/PxxTnZYQBR9780648079491.webp?v=1777233506","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/the-remains-of-civilisation-paperback","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}