{"product_id":"sparkity-bonkins-paperback-1","title":"Sparkity Bonkins - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRefried Bean\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSparkity Bonkins quits her cherished copywriting job when the ad agency decides to have a child genetically engineered to love soda excessively in order to be a spokeschild for Boyle's Blue Fizz. Years later, after developing an absurd prayer habit while working at a dime store, Sparkity discovers the child at a baseball game with a group from a children's home and later adopts him despite his endearing behavior problems oriented around liking blue things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 204\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.43 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 02, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47466914283741,"sku":"9798732197860","price":14.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/YVJKRWtQTHREcnJJT0JScEs1dTV4UT09_732b3330-0eeb-4e8d-932d-944d8687ec6d.webp?v=1771676360","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/sparkity-bonkins-paperback-1","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}