{"product_id":"santa-has-a-six-pack-paperback","title":"Santa Has a Six-Pack - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eErin Mallon\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A 'World's Fittest Santa' contest? Please tell me you're joking.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy store manager is in fact not joking. All I want for Christmas this year is to finally quit my job and figure out what the hell I'm doing with my life. Instead, here I am, lap-testing sexy, shirtless men in fake white beards while hundreds of horny mall shoppers watch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA dream come true for some women, I'm sure. For me? This is my personal nightmare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs a former professional dancer, my days of excessive exercise and counting calories are behind me. The last thing I need is a Santa with a six-pack. But that is exactly what I get when my nemesis from the sports equipment department is crowned our winner, and I'm promoted to his personal \"Santa Handler.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSanta is supposed to be ancient and generous and kind. This guy is young. And arrogant. And obtuse. Case in point: this is a man who regularly boasts about going \"balls deep into Christmas.\" Basically, he is everything I hate about the fitness industry tied up in one glistening, muscle-bound package. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo why am I fantasizing about unwrapping him to see what's underneath? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 282\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.64 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 23, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68347141882077,"sku":"9781736925898","price":20.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/1z8bnIip6P9781736925898.webp?v=1793335847","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/santa-has-a-six-pack-paperback","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}