{"product_id":"rubbish-pet-portraits-hardcover","title":"Rubbish Pet Portraits - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eHercule Van Wolfwinkle\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e**THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER**\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eA hilarious collection of Hercule Van Wolfwinkle's 'extremely realistic' pet portraits. Warning: may not be suitable for anyone who actually likes animals or has the ability to see.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot only does Hercule's unusual talent shine through on every page, each portrait is captioned with a review written by its bewildered recipient: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003eTell ya what mate, why don't you get back to me when you've drawn a picture of my actual dog \u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003eIt gets worse and worse the more your eyes scan down the page. Which is really quite the achievement given how bad her face looks \u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003eWe really miss Marley. If I ever think I might be forgetting what he looked like, I can gaze at your portrait and know it was nothing like that. \u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHercule Van Wolfwinkle is the inimitable genius behind @portaitsbyhercule. His uncanny portraits have raised tens thousands of pounds for his local homeless charity, Turning Tides. His talent is undeniable, and yet many have tried to deny it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 128\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 5.88 x 6.04 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 07, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47522348630237,"sku":"9780008468163","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/RnZ0ZFV4Y1BXQ3JSVXUxWkpJYkdaQT09.webp?v=1772275659","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/rubbish-pet-portraits-hardcover","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}