{"product_id":"poems-to-poop-by-silly-sonnets-lewd-limericks-and-other-bathroom-rhymes-to-pass-the-time-paperback","title":"Poems to Poop by: Silly Sonnets, Lewd Limericks, and Other Bathroom Rhymes to Pass the Time - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBrian Boone\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCheeky verse for loads of bathroom fun!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Brilliant from one end to the next!\" --T. P. Eliot, \"The Waste Land\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"A literary laxative for our times!\" --Elizabeth Barrett Browning, \"To Flush, My Toilet\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003ePoems to Poop by\u003c\/i\u003e will relax and entertain you and your bathroom guests whenever nature calls. Find humor and relief in this witty, toilet-friendly treasury featuring hundreds of outhouse odes, poo haikus, Insta-poems, and joyfully silly rhymes to pass the time. Keep this colon-clearing collection toilet-side or take it with you wherever you go! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- Treat yourself to a poetic poop break anytime you need it\u003cbr\u003e- Enjoy updated classics like \"Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star,\" \"One Flush, Two Flush,\" and \"Stopping to Pee on a Snowy Evening\"\u003cbr\u003e- Indulge your love of bathroom humor with verse that's sure to move you\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrian Boone is the author of a variety of trivia almanacs, humor books, trivia books, plays, musicals, and a novel, \u003ci\u003eGreat Men of Science\u003c\/i\u003e. He lives in the Pacific Northwest with his family in a home with two high-tech toilets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 128\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.39 x 7.09 x 4.96 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 05, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47522274705629,"sku":"9781250324023","price":16.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/HeTGC-NQ1I9781250324023.webp?v=1772275310","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/poems-to-poop-by-silly-sonnets-lewd-limericks-and-other-bathroom-rhymes-to-pass-the-time-paperback","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}