{"product_id":"nun-too-holy-paperback","title":"Nun Too Holy - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDominicka Kane\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeace is coming... and that's the problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen polite-but-lethal Lutheran commandos begin infiltrating holy sites across Europe, Sister Mary Mercy is dragged back into action. Their goal? Assemble the Augsburg Helm-an ancient harmonic artifact capable of forcing the entire world into perfect, polite agreement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMercy and her misfit squad race through rave monasteries, Swedish flat-pack death traps, and a theological snowball war, all while battling impeccably synchronized Lutherans and their terrifying Choir of Perfect Balance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStanding at the center is High Presbyter Ingrid Sternvoss: composed, brilliant, and dead-set on weaponizing tranquility.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt the Midnight Fjord Hymn Slam, Mercy faces Ingrid in an epic duel atop a cathedral-sized organ. Silence clashes with symmetry. Nunchucks clash with tuning forks. Free will clashes with enforced serenity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo save humanity from a beautifully polite apocalypse, Mercy must destroy the Helm, break the rhythm, and remind the world why chaos-and choice-matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAction, absurdity, and divine silliness collide in \u003cem\u003eNun Too Holy\u003c\/em\u003e, the second adventure in the Nunchucks! Universe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 160\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.37 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 02, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48261523505373,"sku":"9798233042652","price":20.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/AhrMc7eZ0K9798233042652.webp?v=1785076957","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/nun-too-holy-paperback","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}