{"product_id":"kid-in-the-crib-a-dr-seuss-parody-hardcover","title":"Kid in the Crib: A Dr. Seuss Parody - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLex Friedman\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eFelix Jason Schlater\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA children's book for adults in the vein of the mega-bestselling \u003ci\u003eGo the F**k to Sleep\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Kid in the Crib\u003c\/i\u003e brilliantly reimagines the Dr. Seuss classic, \u003ci\u003eThe Cat in the Hat, \u003c\/i\u003e for beleaguered parents struggling with the anxieties and challenges of parenting in the 21st century. It substitutes the typical worries, frustrations, and challenges of modern parenting for Seuss's original story about a kindly feline and the children he befriends. It lays out the daily power struggle between parents as they each insist that it's the other one's turn to deal with the befouled diaper, and the bleary-headedness that coincides with an infant's sleeping patterns. Parents will chuckle as they read \"The kid spat up white\/The kid spat up green\/The kid spat up more spit up\/Than we'd ever seen.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis pitch-perfect parody--expertly illustrated by graphic designer Felix Schlater--paints an honest portrait of parenting that will have moms and dads nodding in recognition and howling with laughter. And it is a story that parents will delight in reading, both to each other--and even to their kids someday.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLex Friedman\u003c\/b\u003e is the co-author of \u003ci\u003eThe Snuggie Sutra, \u003c\/i\u003e which is as ridiculous as it sounds. He writes for Macworld and lives in New Jersey with his family. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eFelix Jason Schlater \u003c\/b\u003eis a Virginia-based illustrator and graphic designer. When he's not drawing, he enjoys spending time with his wife and two crazy dogs.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 48\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 9.13 x 6.82 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 04, 2012\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48438375153885,"sku":"9780762783045","price":17.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/YhJl3B0wXH9780762783045.webp?v=1787734463","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/kid-in-the-crib-a-dr-seuss-parody-hardcover","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}