{"product_id":"i-crack-myself-up-2-paperback","title":"I Crack Myself Up 2 - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTracy Lane-Worrix\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eToilet Paper: Little four-year-old Mayson screamed for my daughter Amy to come and wipe his butt after he pooped. Amy said, \"Mayson you're four years old. You can wipe your own butt \" She asked, \"What do you do when you're at school and poop?\" Little Mayson said. \"Nothing  I just get shit in my pants  \" Razor: I was in the shower and I grabbed my razor to shave. I looked at it and it was full of hair a lot of hair  I jumped out of the shower soaking wet and confronted my husband about my razor. My husband pleaded the \"It wasn't me\" scenario  I said; \"We don't have any hairy damn ghosts living in this house \" I pushed his head back with one hand and held my hairy razor to his face with my other hand. He screamed; \"What? Are you doing?\" I said; \"I'm matching this hair up to what's left of your beard  If I find out this is your BALL hair I'm going to cut you with this hairy razor  \"\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 132\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.28 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 27, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47522233909469,"sku":"9781977219497","price":24.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/TzU5SlQwa2wyMEY2a0dic3BXbEtYUT09.webp?v=1772275135","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/i-crack-myself-up-2-paperback","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}