{"product_id":"how-to-stake-a-vampire-hardcover","title":"How to Stake a Vampire - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eA. D. Starrling\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA werewolf's guide to vampire politics: trust your nose, pack extra stakes, and never EVER investigate blood banks without backup.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDear Diary, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRemember when my biggest problem was werewolf transformation etiquette? Those were simpler times.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomeone is attacking Amberford's vampire elite and my best friend Ellie just got turned into a bloodsucker while working her shift at Bean Me Up. She's now dealing with fangs, a newfound taste for Type O-negative, and an inconvenient crush on an aristocratic vampire boyfriend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeanwhile, my co-workers and I are trying to track down the homicidal maniac who's been stealing blood, hoarding genealogical records, and humming Beethoven while he plots to overthrow supernatural society.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetween Alliance politics, emergency staking tutorials, and my dog's unsolicited detective work, keeping everyone alive has become a full-time job. Especially since I seem to have developed some new abilities that are making the supernatural community very nervous. Including me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow to Stake a Vampire continues the hilarious urban fantasy adventures of Abby West and her Husky Bo, the wannabe detective. Featuring ancient vampire politics, supernatural workplace shenanigans, a bad guy with questionable taste in hideouts, googly eyes, and enough snark to power a small town.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 280\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.75 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 03, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47497791406301,"sku":"9781912834594","price":43.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/womlCeNwwQ9781912834594.webp?v=1771986181","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/how-to-stake-a-vampire-hardcover","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}