{"product_id":"hoa-of-horror-paperback","title":"HOA of Horror - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLori Thorn\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eHeather Balcerek\u003c\/b\u003e (Cover Design by), \u003cb\u003eJas Malm\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eViolation Notice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAttention, reader of HOA of Horror. The contents of this book should not serve as inspiration to take action against your own Homeowners Association. If you suspect that your HOA President may be guilty of anything from a personality defect to a felony, be advised to work within the confines of your Covenants, Conditions, and Restrictions, or the law.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn their search to uncover the truth of what is happening in the community of Mossy Oaks, Mabel Hughes and Finn Cawley have been found guilty of the following unrecommended actions: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePetty HOA Wars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReverse Heists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople Pleasing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInappropriate Flirtation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBurning the Candle at Both Ends and the Middle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLying by Way of the Phrase, 'I'm okay'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular Heists aka Light Breaking \u0026amp; Entering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFollowing their risky behavior may be seen as a breach of common sense. We advise leaving the investigation of your neighbors to the appropriate authorities. Failure to comply may result in escalation or fines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eReaders who love quirk, satire, and a bit of mystery with their romance will love HOA of Horror.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMabel intuitively knew that the presence of the entire HOA board, clipboards in hand, in her front yard was an act of war. Maybe it was the recent loss of her grandmother, or the discovery that her house was hoarded, or the pressure of growing Anything But Country (ABC) Line Dancing through it all, but she was ready for the battle. She could never have anticipated that her \"petty-spaghetti\" retaliation would change her life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 300\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.63 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 29, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68358008897757,"sku":"9781960391186","price":22.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/r95TC0rtRp9781960391186.webp?v=1793371871","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/hoa-of-horror-paperback","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}