{"product_id":"general-smudges-last-war-paperback","title":"General Smudge's Last War - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDavid O. Ross\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eJohn Donovan\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWar has been declared between Gorgonia and Farfallonia, and their armies stand poised for battle. But when General Smudge gives the order to attack, his soldiers simply sit down. 'It's too dangerous out there, ' they protest. 'Someone could get hurt.' With traditional combat no longer an option, the entire concept of warfare must be reimagined. New, harmless weaponry is devised - ensuring that no one is injured while still allowing General Smudge to pursue his dreams of military glory. Though often veering into slapstick comedy, this satirical tale carries a deeper message beneath the humor, challenging the very nature of war itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 48\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.13 x 11 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 25, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47530004414685,"sku":"9781035873630","price":16.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/IJyYoaPICV9781035873630.webp?v=1772418413","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/general-smudges-last-war-paperback","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}