{"product_id":"dont-go-in-that-room-a-girlfriends-guide-to-avoiding-dating-and-relationship-hell-paperback","title":"Don't Go in that Room!: A Girlfriend's Guide To Avoiding Dating and Relationship Hell - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAnnette Marie Westwood\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDON'T GO IN THAT ROOM!\u003cbr\u003eA Funny Dating Advice Book for Women Who Want Love - Not Relationship Horror Stories\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever watched a scary movie and screamed, \u003ci\u003e\"DON'T GO IN THAT ROOM!\"\u003c\/i\u003e - congratulations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou already understand modern dating.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou see the red flags.\u003cbr\u003eYou know that dark basement is a bad idea.\u003cbr\u003eAnd yet... women keep walking straight into emotional chainsaw massacres.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDating today feels like a horror film.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen women chase men, pay for dates, ignore red flags, drink through bad decisions, or give their hearts away too fast - they're basically opening the creepy door and whispering, \u003ci\u003e\"Hello? Is anyone in here?\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpoiler alert: someone is.\u003cbr\u003eAnd he's trash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDon't Go in That Room!\u003c\/b\u003e is a hilarious dating advice book for women who want a good man - and for men who want to deserve them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUsing classic horror movie mistakes as dating metaphors, this relationship guide teaches you how to spot danger early, avoid creeps, and stop sabotaging your own love life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThink of it as a survival manual for modern dating.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, you'll learn how to: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Spot red flags before you get emotionally attached\u003cbr\u003e- Separate boys from men\u003cbr\u003e- Stop chasing emotionally unavailable partners\u003cbr\u003e- Set boundaries that protect your heart\u003cbr\u003e- Avoid creeps without scaring off good men\u003cbr\u003e- Break toxic dating patterns\u003cbr\u003e- Recover from bad relationships and move forward\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlong the way, you'll follow horror-movie-inspired dating rules like: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRULE #1: Never Chase After Your Pet (Translation: Don't chase men.)\u003cbr\u003eRULE #2: Never Go Where You'll Be Trapped (Stop meeting on his turf.)\u003cbr\u003eRULE #3: Never Get Caught Unprepared (Protect your heart and your safety.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't soft advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's funny, blunt, and practical guidance for women tired of relationship chaos and ready to stop starring in their own dating horror stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're single, dating, recovering from heartbreak, or wondering how you ended up texting a guy named Chad at 2 a.m., \u003cb\u003eDon't Go in That Room!\u003c\/b\u003e gives you simple rules to help you avoid emotional disasters - and finally start choosing love that feels safe, respectful, and real.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour dating life doesn't have to be a horror movie.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClose the creepy door.\u003cbr\u003eDrop the bad habits.\u003cbr\u003eAnd let this book help you walk toward healthier relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnnette Marie Westwood is the CEO of The Beverly Hills Eulogy. She is the only Transformational Eulogy Specialist in the world. Known for her luxurious, fun, and unique Eulogy Parties, Annette Marie started The Beverly Hills Eulogy after her divorce to help people transition through loss with humor, style, and confidence. When Annette Marie isn't glued to her computer writing her books or helping a client transition to their new life, she spends her time with her two boys, watching old classic movies, going to the opera and ballet, or the emergency room if she tries to cook. She keeps two things on her desk: a picture of Eminem to remind her not to care what anyone else thinks and always be exactly who she is, and a statue of the Buddha to remember to be thankful for every minute she has on this tiny planet. Annette Marie lives in Los Angeles, California, with her son.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 152\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.33 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 09, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48532528365789,"sku":"9780998458403","price":21.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/QrsyrdUYq29780998458403.webp?v=1788975728","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/dont-go-in-that-room-a-girlfriends-guide-to-avoiding-dating-and-relationship-hell-paperback","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}