{"product_id":"dont-bullshit-me-johnny-paperback","title":"Don't Bullshit Me Johnny - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJon Ferguson\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It didn't take long for Daddy to die.\" With this heartbreaking news, Laura Winger, Ferguson's teenage narrator, resumes her story ...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"O Daddy, Daddy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid you make me crazy?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm not crazy. You're not crazy. Life is crazy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's almost midnight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI must lay my body down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGood body.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSmooth like a fish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThank you life, for making my body.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrench test tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnglish with Fluckinger.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnother day on Monkey Island.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe Johnny will call.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI might need you Johnny.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e0 Johnny, Johnny ... \"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e- Maybe there's a name in there that Laura Winger will need even more than 'Johnny' or 'Daddy' by the end of her novel...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFollow Jon Ferguson and visit his page for more titles, or to find out even more... visit \u003cstrong\u003ewww.jonfergusonbooks.com\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 208\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.48 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 14, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48536343576797,"sku":"9781916604247","price":21.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/B-sqrcpNgV9781916604247.webp?v=1789037735","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/dont-bullshit-me-johnny-paperback","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}