{"product_id":"barking-orders-more-funny-adventures-of-a-very-opinionated-cattle-dog-a-dogs-diary-of-chaos-squirrels-and-running-the-entire-household-paperback","title":"Barking Orders: More Funny Adventures of a Very Opinionated Cattle Dog: A Dog's Diary of Chaos, Squirrels, and Running the Entire Household - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRoxy The Cattle Dog\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRoxy is back.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd she is still running the house.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this funny dog book for adults and dog lovers, Roxy the Australian Cattle Dog returns with more field reports from the front lines of family life, household chaos, and human incompetence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMorning routines must be enforced. Delivery drivers must be investigated. Snowplows, robot vacuums, and deeply suspicious squirrels must be monitored at all times.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRoxy approaches every assignment with confidence, authority, and absolutely no self-doubt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHer humans try to help.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey usually make things worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRoxy adjusts accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside this laugh-out-loud collection of short dog stories, you will find: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMorning operations carried out with military precision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSnow-day disasters and one unfortunate stair-ball injury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVet visits, pills, and questionable human decision-making\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn ongoing war against the Roomba\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTactical snack acquisition and advanced begging techniques\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNew humans, new dogs, and a changing household power structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne extremely questionable performance review\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlenty of walks, squirrels, treats, and Cattle Dog opinions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach quick chapter delivers sharp observations, ridiculous situations, and the unmistakable voice of a dog who knows she is the most competent member of the family.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of funny dog stories, pet humour, Australian Cattle Dogs, Blue Heelers, lighthearted reads, and anyone who knows the family dog is secretly in charge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStart anywhere. Stay for the chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause in Roxy's world, the system must be maintained.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 122\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.29 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 22, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67894250701021,"sku":"9781068098116","price":21.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/FeIKPddt119781068098116.webp?v=1790758350","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/barking-orders-more-funny-adventures-of-a-very-opinionated-cattle-dog-a-dogs-diary-of-chaos-squirrels-and-running-the-entire-household-paperback","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}