{"product_id":"a-guy-for-christmas-paperback-2","title":"A Guy for Christmas - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCharles Moriarty\u003c\/b\u003e (Photographer), \u003cb\u003eMeredith Russell\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator), \u003cb\u003eSue Laybourn\u003c\/b\u003e (Editor)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDear Santa, \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease can you send me a guy for Christmas? Someone kind, good-looking, sweet\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e... but who knows what he's doing? ( If you get my meaning;-) ) You must know SO MANY people. Surely you can give \u003c\/em\u003esomeone\u003cem\u003e a shove in my direction?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e'm serious here \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI need your help.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e'm eighteen and I'm a virgin.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThat doesn\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e't sound bad, right?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWell, in my little town, most of the guys I went to school with are getting a lot of action. And bragging about it. They have their pick of girls.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOnly thing is? I don\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e't want a girl. And gay or bi guys are pretty thin on the ground around here.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHell, the only gay guy I know of for sure is my neighbor, Mr. Quentin, but he\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e's 'ancient'. He has to be at least thirty. Not that he isn't hot - don't get me wrong, he's smoking  He was the coolest teacher ever, but he's not gonna be interested in a guy my age.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnyway, Santa\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e.... I know you're kinda busy right now, but if you could spare a thought for my little problem, I'd be eternally grateful.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThanks, Santa.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRobin\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eP.S. I know I made it sound like it's all about popping my cherry, but a little Christmas romance would be great too. So no guys with snow where their hearts should be, okay? I want ALL the feelz.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eP.P.S On second thoughts, make that a \u003c\/em\u003elot\u003cem\u003e of romance. But be careful, okay, Santa? I want a guy who\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e'll steal my heart, not break it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 320\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.72 x 7.99 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 18, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47476495974621,"sku":"9781913843175","price":21.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/9867\/8237\/files\/N0ZueG5iUE1FRkxaUVlBaU1iQ3hxZz09_8e82e620-c93f-46bc-9260-cc63506bb06c.webp?v=1771748008","url":"https:\/\/handfulofbooks.com\/products\/a-guy-for-christmas-paperback-2","provider":"Handful of Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}